Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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I love you

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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