How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

if got a joke if fogot it

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Whats In My Trash? Bears

One time at band camp.............that's it........

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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