- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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