- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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