A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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