- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Buzi vagy!

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

Penis

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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