- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

It's all Taggart

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

what to call someone thats gay zak

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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