What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Bags of delicious poop.

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Oh s***

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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