What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

SBB

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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