- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Morning wood.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

VAGINA.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

YOU

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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