What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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penis

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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