knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

i just pooped that is all!

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

every knight i see an owl at window

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Why did? Yes

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Choir.

Ain't idn't a word.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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