A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Women's rights.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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