- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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