a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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