Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

5 people are walking

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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