- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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