- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

5 people are walking

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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