Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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Your existance.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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