why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

thumb_up thumb_down +21

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops