An irishman walks out of a pub

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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