what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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