Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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whats forever alone me

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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LIKE THIS!

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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SNAPPLE!

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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im gay because im gay

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