A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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LIKE THIS!

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what did the teacher say to the kid? you failed the kid cried.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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