im gay because im gay

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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what did the blind santa say to the jewish child jewish people don't believe in santa...awkward.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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