Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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???????????? WTF?

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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