A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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