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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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