- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

The Game.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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