- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Womens' sports

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Latvia isn't a joke

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