- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

long in the tooth!

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??