What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

whats long and black? a baton

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

You know what's catchy? A cold

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

You know what's catchy? A cold

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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