Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

God. God.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Yanter, Look it up

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why did the dog die? He was old

A dog was barking at a tree

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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