once you go black your credit goes wack

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Women's rights.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

A person from Singapore eats

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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