- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Knock Knock Come in! :)

My wife made me a sandwich

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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