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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Where's the dick??? east

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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