- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

this is not an anti joke

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

once you go black your credit goes wack

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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