- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Diarrhea

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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