- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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