how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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