- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Do you like fishsticks No

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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