- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

I'm Batman.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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