- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Pakistani news reader.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

why was the man sad? his wife died

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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