- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

My Nan, that is all.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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