Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

Knock Knock! Come in..

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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