Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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