What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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your social life.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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