- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk