What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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i just pooped that is all!

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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