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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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