- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Moo! I'm a goat!

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

Bacon is delcious.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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