- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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