Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

knock knock whos there? nobody

you first

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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