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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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